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!! [20 Dec 2005|11:32pm]
[ mood | horny ]


I went to see Narnia with Kehnon today. And we discovered his childhood friend wants to ease his "YT" into Kehnon's "Death Star". Which is pretty much the hottest thing ever.

So yes. The movie was awesome.

I'm sitting in Kehnon's lap right now and
he has a GIANT BONER.

Okay. I have to go take care of something.


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uuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [10 Nov 2005|06:02pm]
I think.........................

I ate something bad.............


Glen will now entertain you with a wonderful story:

this one time at band camp... nah just playing well elise just informed that she eats poo and i have that in writing. i know shocking maybe thats what is causing her to be sick. anywayi looooooooooooooove cock. black cock. i looooooove to have it in my buttttttttttt..........
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still sick, but stuck it out for a short shift... [06 Nov 2005|12:04am]
[ mood | nauseated ]

So I'm half alive in the fitting room at work today, riding out a 4 hour shift, and Melvin comes in with Becky to pay me a little visit. Just because I'm cool, and they like to laugh at my frail, deathly composition.

In the middle of a nearly intelligent conversation, Melvin decides to throw us a little piece of information regarding one of the new items we just got in.

"Hey, this bag we got in feature feels just like a ball sack," he tells us oh-so-matteroffactly.

".........Get the fuck out of town," I reply, Becky weeping on my shoulder.

"Here. I'll show you."

He flies off and returns with this fine little beaded pursie.

And I swear to you, that bag really did feel like an honest-to-god ball sack. And I'm still completely freaked out by it.

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[01 Nov 2005|05:56pm]
[ mood | sick ]

My Halloween sucked testicles and now I'm sick. In more ways than one. I miss Josh and Kehnon. I have some calls to make....

Oh, and I did one of those queer little.... what are they... memes? I wouldn't know that if it weren't for Katie :P I don't have many LJ friends, do I? Oh well.

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FUCK ME. They cut Xenosaga in half, deciding to end with Episode III.... Someone's going to pay with their life. That's a damn good game!

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glen is cool [27 Oct 2005|06:49pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

so today i got to go on an adventure through tarpon in search of a starbucks. although the only starbucks was not open i think thingsworked out for the best becaue my awesome friend glen and i enjoyed our lousy joe muggs coffee with a man who was quite entertaining. the kind of man who puts a new spin on your perception of the world around you. o yeah and glen is hot too. so .............. "class is going to start now" said elise so until next time my peeps keep it real and keep it cool....

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boil me a piece of chicken [23 Oct 2005|10:25pm]
[ mood | amused ]

No. Class. Tomorrow.


Halloween Horror Nights was the shit, by the way. I want to fucking massacre all the bushmen in that park, but other than that.... good times.

So I took some pictures today. Tiggler was over. He's silly.

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exhausted [17 Oct 2005|11:42pm]
[ mood | tired ]

I think the hedgehog is freaked out by the sounds of my typing. I just see the bulk under the newspaper shudder every time I start a new sentence.

I should be sleeping, but I'm just too damn nervous. Either it's the 2.5lbs of candy corn I had for dinner, or sheer emotional stress.

I'm so sick of crying, but I'd rather be hurt a million times over than see him cry, or even be close to tears...

It all just feels so awful these days.

Maybe Halloween Horror Nights will make me feel better. Anyone else going to one of those stupid things? I'm pretty excited, despite everything...

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found an old notepad file.... [13 Oct 2005|11:56pm]
[ mood | awake ]

I know. Two entries within 24 hours.

I want to share this with the world. My sister's probably going to think I'm insane. But it's so funny...

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ssssssssssssssssssslacking [13 Oct 2005|11:34am]
[ mood | aggravated ]

I'm supposed to be writing a draft for a compare/contrast essay...

Teacher suggested I compare a Japanese band and an American band.

Okay. I'll just go ahead and dip my prime rib in ketchup while writing this delightfully fuckassed paper.

I think I'll skip class today.

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hum [18 Aug 2005|05:46pm]
[ mood | bored ]

So Dave's moving out with Sam. Let's hope this doesn't turn into a twisted, inverted 2005 version of Three's Company.

I'm glad he's moving out with Sam though. He's a very cool guy.

PS - SKELEtonkey.

That's for you, Amled.

I'm so fucking bored.

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Unwell [28 Jul 2005|12:40pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

Never listen to "Dust in the Wind" when depressed. You'll fucking want to die.

Hey, there's a Sephora opening at the International Plaza in September... that's pretty cool, right?

Yeah, it is...

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awwww POOP [18 Jul 2005|04:02pm]
[ mood | bored ]

So I'm supposed to be at Islands of Adventure today having a grand old time with three of the coolest men-folk around, however a certain Canadian decided that the rides at such a place would be a bit too hardcore, and the heat a bit too extreme for his frail northern composition, and issues arose, and now I'm at home. Doing nothng! Not good.

I did make some use of my time by typing out a little budget-type plan for my monthly spendings (or the next three months at least), which is probably way too vague and will never be looked at twice... I'm still going to cling to my money-saving mentality for dear life, at least until it's time to buy Christmas gifts.

In case you're interested (HA!):

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I'm sure no one gives a rat's ass about my money-saving plans, but it's good that I'll have it up here as a reminder to myself. Maybe I'll help some other confused, helpless female creature who has a dangerous addiction to blowing her allowance on clothing and accessories.

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hermione 's a klepto! [16 Jul 2005|12:42am]
[ mood | silly ]

A rather large woman dressed as Hermione from Harry Potter was pilfering from the clearance shop in Old Navy for nearly an hour tonight. I swear to you, she was actualy using her large, black, purple satin-lined cape to conceal the fine collection of stolen goods nearly erupting from her orange messenger bag. I kind of wanted to die when she left because it was just so damn amusing.

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remembering why I quit the html business [10 Jul 2005|01:48pm]
[ mood | busy ]

I've been trying to even out the pinks in this bitch for the past hour or so, and it's kind of a no-win situation. If your browser is IE, then it looks just fine and dandy (at least on my notebook it does...), but if you're using Firefox or Netscape, then the background appears lighter than the main image's bg. So what I bascially need to do is put a little square of the desired color in as a bg image and forget trying to find the right hex code. However, it is now time for me to eat and bathe before I have to go into work at 4, so my journal will just have to be a little color confused until tonight around 8.



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<333333 [06 Jul 2005|09:16pm]
[ mood | amused ]

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"The Dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that..."
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uuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRggggggguhhhhhH [30 Jun 2005|04:16pm]
[ mood | uncomfortable ]

Why do my plans always get fucked up? If I want to do something with two other people, I have to just assume that twice as many people are coming along because I can't say no to anyone I like. At all. It just doesn't happen. I feel like an ass.

Between Dave and myself we just have TOO MANY FRIENDS. This is SO not a problem I ever saw myself having, especially when I was still in high school. Being an unpopular little thing with nothing better to do than dick around on her compy or ps2 on a Friday night was apparently a luxury that I took for granted.

I just want my friendly outtings (and innings) to be a little more... intimate.

And I don't want to sound like a pompous asshole. I just want to be able to say "no" with a little more ease and comfort so that I can spend more quailty time with those I really DO want to see quite a bit of this summer (daveamyjolenejoemjchuck).

Now I feel like a cockhead.

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delicious [28 Jun 2005|03:53pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

I had apple pie for breakfast.

I went to Moe's for lunch.

I'm buying Guild Wars tomorrow.

I got a raise at work.

I had really great sex last night.

AND the only possible threat to my currently awesome relationship has an ugly new boyfriend.

Life is good.

*breaks off an 8 inch strip of bubble tape and chews happily*

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lazagnee! [26 Jun 2005|04:38pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

Grandmother Petro is coming over tonight for dinner, so not only is there a giant trough of homemade lasagne sitting on my kitchen counter right now, there are also two delicious pies in the oven and diet cranberry gingerale in the fridge. Chuck'll have to roll me out of the dining room tonight...

I'm getting a little frustrated that I can't find the goddamn CD-rom thing for my Creative mp3 guy anywhere. I really need to transfer my music over to my notebook... I'm going insane having to just listen to CDs. I own, like, 20 CDs. It's boring me to hell and back.

I really need to read. I'm gonna make it my goal tonight to finish book 1 of Pierce's Alanna quartet....

Time to go pick at some food...

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I'm so sorry baby [24 Jun 2005|09:57pm]
[ mood | regretful ]

I just want to say here, for all the world to see, that I love and cherish my wonderful, caring, sexy boyfriend, David. He treats me like a Goddess, and I love him more with every minute of every day. I'm whole when I'm with him, and while I've expressed doubt and hopelessness in regards to us being back together again in this stupid blog and to some of my closer friends, I'd just like to say that my mind has been wiped clean of any remaining traces of this madness. I now honestly do feel like I can finally just sit back, accept that the shit storm has come and gone, and enjoy being utterly, completely, and hopelessly in love. With him. Forever.

I love you baby. Will you be happy being perfectly imperfect with me?

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he does it all [24 Jun 2005|04:07pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]

Have you seen 12oz Mouse yet? Chuck introduced me to it last night, and I'm almost a little embarassed to say that I did in fact laugh my ass off. It's basically the doodles and cardboard cut-outs of a 5 year old with down syndrome, but it still managed to keep me entertained. This doesn't exactly compliment my intelligence, does it? Well, it's by the co-creator of Aqua Teen so if you decide it's shit then I'll just label you a blasphemer and be done with it. Easy as pie.

Ah, Katie (</a></b></a>trialia)wanted me to fill this little guy in as well, so here you go...

1. Favourite scent: Sweet Pea
2. Favourite way to relax: Either by tearing through a good book in bed on a Friday night, or just taking a long, hot bath.
3. Favourite movie you own: either Spirited Away or Totoro
4. Favourite movie you don't already own: Ah, damn... I have no idea. Kill Bill? Boondock Saints? I suck at playing favorites.
5. Favourite male movie star: Johnny Depp?
6. Favourite female movie star: Kiera Knightly, Kirsten Dunst, Audrey Hepburn?
7. Favourite book genre: Fantasty.
8. Favourite clothing store: Urban Outfitters
9. Favourite non-clothing store: Barnes & Noble
10. Favourite cartoon character: That's just not a sensible question. I can't answer it. I won't answer it. I WON'T!!!
11. Favourite CD you own: Aw hell.... Sarah Brightman's Eden?
12. Favourite CD you don't already own: Do As Infinity - Deep Forest.

Jesus that took way too long : \

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